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"Jean & Marco went shoping For cute panties. Not for them. But for
TaylorLownly. This made Lownly very happy. So she gave them the one thing. They wanted most. Condnoms.Jean almost cried he was o happy. His local conom deler was out. So him & Marco had been having DANGEROUS SEX.Like when you ride a bike with no handlebars. no handlebars. no handlebars.
they shodn’t be having sex on bikes anyway.
So Jen and Mco wnt & wanted to have safe sex. Very safe. Too safe.
They put condoms on their dikcs. And on there fingers. And hands. All over, they were slick with condom. they looked like paper when it is laminated. And if they moved to quick„ they made laminated noises. That is the sound of safe sex.
Marco rubbed lube on his monster, and after opning Jeann, like the soda bottle I couldn’t open alone, he invaded him.
He invaded him deep. Jean liked it. “Marcooooo,” he moans, & his laminted dick twitches. makes noise.
Marco slams his beef into Jean. “Amazing,” Marco say. they continue to do this. A dance of safety. they have left their friends behind.
When they come, it fills up their condom suits. they explode. wow. it was an orgasm.”
if you though Frozen Heart sounded incredible in English, wait until you listen to it in Norwegian
…this may be the manliest single thing I have ever heard in my life. It sounds like a Viking drinking song.
I felt this needed to exist.
This is seriously one of my favorite things about Tony — how often, and gloriously, and completely he fucks up sometimes. It’s a good message. You can be a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist and still a huge fucking mess with anxiety issues.
Yes! Also, so many engineering feels. There’s that space between “I have such a great idea!” and “I have made an error and will now pay for it.” and it’s so important that Tony spends some time there, especially given he comes back better every time. We mess up and we improve.