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ownly-lownly:

That fanfiction that I wrote last night while sleep deprived, because you guys asked me to.

"Jean & Marco went shoping For cute panties. Not for them. But for Taylor Lownly. This made Lownly very happy. So she gave them the one thing. They wanted most. Condnoms.Jean almost cried he was o happy. His local conom deler was out. So him & Marco had been having DANGEROUS SEX.Like when you ride a bike with no handlebars. no handlebars. no handlebars.
they shodn’t be having sex on bikes anyway.
  So Jen and Mco wnt & wanted to have safe sex. Very safe. Too safe.
They put condoms on their dikcs. And on there fingers. And hands. All over, they were slick with condom. they looked like paper when it is laminated. And if they moved to quick„ they made laminated noises. That is the sound of safe sex.
       Marco rubbed lube on his monster, and after opning Jeann, like the soda bottle I couldn’t open alone, he invaded him.
He invaded him deep. Jean liked it. “Marcooooo,” he moans, & his laminted dick twitches. makes noise.
Marco slams his beef into Jean. “Amazing,” Marco say. they continue to do this. A dance of safety. they have left their friends behind.
      When they come, it fills up their condom suits. they explode. wow. it was an orgasm.”

the-ink-monster:

Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.

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Anonymous Asked:
Do you know Japanese?

ichijouraku:

30secondstocalifornia:

 Songs that are turning 10 years old In 2014 (Based on release dates)

(via bringsorrow)

greathaircut:

if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”

(via bringsorrow)

bri-ecrit:

frozenmusings:

kristoffbjorgman:

if you though Frozen Heart sounded incredible in English, wait until you listen to it in Norwegian

good lord.
Good lord.

UUNFF

…this may be the manliest single thing I have ever heard in my life. It sounds like a Viking drinking song.

(via moxana)

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

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huggablekaiju:

scribbleowl:

emilianadarling:

kidcthulhu:

I felt this needed to exist. 

#you tried tony #you tried

This is seriously one of my favorite things about Tony — how often, and gloriously, and completely he fucks up sometimes. It’s a good message. You can be a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist and still a huge fucking mess with anxiety issues.

Yes! Also, so many engineering feels. There’s that space between “I have such a great idea!” and “I have made an error and will now pay for it.” and it’s so important that Tony spends some time there, especially given he comes back better every time. We mess up and we improve.

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jaclcfrost:

i could talk about that character less

but i could also

not do that

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